Não há como o in-galês ténico

Uma piada de português… em Inglês!

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: “GREEN”, “PINK”, and “YELLOW”.
The Italian was the first: “I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day.”
The French was the next: “I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV.”
Last one was the Portuguese: “I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN… GREEN… GREEN…, I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!”

Não há como o in-galês técnico. Com a idiotice do acordo, será ténico, digo eu… (lido aqui)

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